In an effort to avoid isolating our ethnic minorities the government are propsing to cancel Christmas this year, this is in response to early indications that Christmas 2007 may be a white Christmas.
Under the new proposals any Christmas that threatens to be 'white' will be cancelled, a government spokesman confirmed this today and has assured all British citizens not to worry as there is no chance of Eid-ul-Fitr, Diwali or Hanukkah being cancelled and we can always enjoy one of these important celebrations instead.
